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| Fitness Diary | 1 | 04/2 12:47 |
Dear Diary...
For my fortieth birthday this year, my husband (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. Although I am still in great shape since playing on my high school softball team, I decided it would be a goo more
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| High Tech | 1 | 02/20 10:31 |
Three men, one German, one Japanese and a hillbilly were sitting naked in
a sauna.
Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The German pressed his
forearm and the beep stopped. The others
looked at him questioningly. "Th more
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| Montana Temperatures | 1 | 12/18 12:45 |
Montana Temperature Conversion Chart
Here's a Montana Temperature Conversion Chart that relates temperatures in
Fahrenheit to various human behaviors:
60 above: Virginians turn on the heat. People in Montana plant gardens.
50 above: Califo more
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| Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital | 1 | 11/19 00:12 |
Answering Machine at a Mental Hospital
*"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline..."
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, pres more
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| Dogs VS. Cats | 3 | 05/4 16:10 |
EXCERPTS FROM
A DOG'S DIARY
Day number 180
8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY
FAVORITE!
9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE more
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| GOD Says | 1 | 03/18 21:08 |
Please don't drink and drive, you're not quite ready to meet me yet.
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| Childrens comments to God | 1 | 03/17 14:35 |
Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Ginny
Dear God, thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. Joyce
Dear more
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| Error Message Haiku | 2 | 02/5 22:09 |
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft error messages with their own Japanese haiku poetry form. Each has only 7 syllables, 5 in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third.
You file is so big.
It might be very more
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| Los Angeles Drivers License Application | 3 | 04/9 12:36 |
For those of you who are not "fortunate;" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, more
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